Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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