Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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