on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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