i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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