Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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