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you win
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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