chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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