Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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