She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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