I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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