It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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