Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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