apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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