she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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