im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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