Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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