I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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