Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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