My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
why is half of my head shaved?
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