my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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