All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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