She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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