Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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