I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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