Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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