I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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