just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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