don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
