She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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