Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
