I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
dude. I can hear the air.
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