Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Terrible idea I love it
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He has the fingertips of a God
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