He kissed a someone with a penis
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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