yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
