I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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