Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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