That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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