honey bunches of taint.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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