Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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