I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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