i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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