But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why didn't you poke me back
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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