I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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