Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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