you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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