Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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