Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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