Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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