I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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