so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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