But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
where are my eyebrows?
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