Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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