They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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