Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
false alarm. still invincible.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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