But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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