It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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