Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
