i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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